What's With the Public Bathroom Toilet Paper Holders?
Why do public restrooms have toilet paper hangers with rolls that look like caveman wheels? They’re so large and cumbersome I feel like a contestant on the wheel of fortune trying to spin for money. I just want to be able to get in and out of the bathroom as quickly and painlessly as possible. Yet every time I enter I feel like James Bond. My mission: to decode the toilet paper roll and deploy it before my bladder detonates. I’ve actually gotten quite good at cracking the toi